witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

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urbanclictionary:

why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like


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sexaulity:

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intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word


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niggapus:

i don’t participate at all in school

i just sit there and look hot

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literallysame:

what a time to be alive 
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ronaldreagay:

shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test

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ven0moth:

if you knew me in 7th grade I’m sorry


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methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

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