Jaemy. Texas.

meloettas:

couafarel:

meloettas:

cherrynubs:

meloettas:

meloettas:

look at this Funky little duck

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please look at this duck

fuck the duck

DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NO

Reblogged from cumfort, Posted by eggito.
eggito:

IVE BEEN LLAUGHING AT THHIS FOR THHREE MKILLION YEARS
Reblogged from youllbecomeaddicted, Posted by rubyandmoon.
youllbecomeaddicted:


there’s something charming, sometimes, about a bed that sits on the floor. i don’t know why, and i certainly don’t think that it’s inherently telling. but it often gives the impression that maybe a person doesn’t have their shit completely together. i like that. 

Stay Classy
Reblogged from distinctmemory, Posted by healthier-habits.

"Get sleep, eat sushi, and take naps as needed."

tips for living longer from the world’s oldest person (via jeou)
Reblogged from livinguponmars, Posted by bcustodio.
validx2:

He literally just drowned in the pussy
Reblogged from livinguponmars, Posted by meanplastic.
meanplastic:

OMFG HILARY

guy:

guy:

don’t u hate it when u put ur fingers in the hole and the hole stretches or rips and everything just comes out

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I PUT THAT IN THE TAGS STOP MESSAGING ME

Reblogged from unimportant, Posted by lovelifefashion-me.

thinsquids:

yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha

Reblogged from livinguponmars, Posted by forever90s.

appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

vintageroyal:

Jay-Z Ft. Pharrell - I Just Wanna Love You (Give It To Me)

Played — 19,823 times
Trackname — I Just Wanna Love You (Give It To Me)
Artist — Jay-Z Feat. Pharrell
Album — The Dynasty
Reblogged from livinguponmars, Posted by thirstingaintdead.

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.